What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?