What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 15:38

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Still no good
Are you already having anal sex?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
How did my ex move on very fast?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors